Romance is in the air when a workaholic corporate genius is besotted by a shy and charming banker. They marry for love, but their diverse ambitions threaten to eclipse their happiness when the latent actress inside his better-half is awakened by a crazy, voodoo-obsessed filmmaker. Meanwhile, a fiery yet somewhat aimless journalist settles in with an unaccomplished dance instructor, and they make peace with their unrequited dreams, limited means, and unlimited beer. And there are those self-proclaimed righteous neighbors who can’t get enough of the profanities practiced by the outsiders settled in their neighborhood. Conditions Apply is a comical exploration of modern social values as seen by its outrageously funny yet endearing characters, who struggle to find love and peace amidst the endless pressures of a metropolis. Borrowed from the hushed discussions you may hear at your favorite coffee shop, this is a story where you are the audience as well as the subject.